There are BONES scattered throughout the city
In weeds, in bushes, in very shallow graves.
Birds? Squirrels? HUMANS? Oh, what a pity!
Perhaps they’re children who didn’t behave.
The killer must believe he’s hidden them well,
And he has! Thousands of people walk by,
But none see. At murder, this guy excels.
Drop a rib bone here, big toe there. How [...]
Neck hair, how I love thee! Let me count the ways.
Thou growest faster than the hair on my head,
Becoming bushy in just a few days.
I try to hide thee behind my collar, but instead
Thou shinest through, thick and striking.
If thou continuest thine regular pattern of growth,
I know that I’ll never go bald.
I can grow thee [...]
Sex is best performed in the morning time,
Before rising, before coffee or food.
Amorousness leads to that horny crime,
And she makes the best of his morning wood.
In our bedroom, Sundays were best, but now
We have a dog, and other things to do.
Permit me here to espouse upon how
I’m cock-blocked by a 20-pound WestiePoo.
As soon as [...]